fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer
Ah yes a degree in lawyer.
That Pokemon Randomizer thing is the best fucking thing. Like, my starter is a Grass/Flying Arceus I named Deer Jesus, I have a bug type Togepi named Philip that knows fucking DRAGON DANCE, and my Rival is Engineer Donna.
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried